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So So Romantic
by Chris M. Short
published: 2003, Bandoppler Jul-Sep 2003, Issue 1
 

I’m listening to “The Laws Have Changed”, a track off the New Pornographer’s new record, Electric Version. A line from Camden Joy’s Lost Joy jumps into my head: “Cameron went mad for drugs the same way I went mad for girls.” So? Well, to that I would add, “In the same way I went mad for music.” Nick Hornby’s immortal line from High Fidelity follows, “What came first—the music or the misery?” I can’t tell you what it is about Vancouver’s indie-power-punk-popsters The New Pornographers that turns me pensive. They feed my addiction to music and drive me to wild-eyed-rock’s version of the chicken versus the egg quandary. And I sigh. And hit repeat. And turn it up.

Last year, I interviewed Carl Newman, self-proclaimed talent agent of the band, not the leader (referring to recruiting talented friends to be part of his rock-n-roll vision). He told me that in the interview (you, discerning music listener, probably already read that statement in one of the articles on his ...err ... the band). He also told me that his inspiration comes not so much from The Beatles, The Beach Boys and The Kinks (hallowed prophets in the Indie Pop Band Bible), but, rather, from the glam of the early seventies specifically naming Roxy Music (though he implied Electric Warrior and Ziggy Stardust). “Those are the bands I would want to be in,” he said. When I hear the New Pornos, that’s the kind of band I would want to be in.

After that phone interview, I hopped on the highway and saw the band twice in two weeks (Minneapolis and Chicago). I even bought a t-shirt, which is monumental, as I am too old to sport indie rock t-shirts! I have nothing to prove. This college-styled fanboy road tripping was involuntary; I was compelled (and I had to buy the shirt!) because of the Music. Rock Music is supposed to be loud, obnoxious, and passionate. Indie rock as a sub-sub-sub-genre hasn’t really exemplified these attributes. In the late 80s, sure, they were there, but as time went on, indie rock became homogenized (“pressed, printed, stomped, tripped, trapped, packaged, shipped”) and gave way to, well, Weezer.

Unfortunately for the New Pornos, they have been tagged "Indie Rock". Fortunately for Indie Rock, this band shatters the stereotype. Their music is passionate and energetic while being well written, sumptuously arranged, and mind boggling catchy. Unbreakable hooks that stick in your head for months, and relentless guitars that generate vibrant dance moves (at least in my living room). Their 2000 debut record, Mass Romantic, kicks off with the 'click' of sticks and doesn’t let up until a drunken chorus of fools takes you out of your mind.

Newman told me that they were going to get their follow up completed for a late 2002 release date. As you can (or can’t) see, that did not happen. For whatever reason, the record recently made it out, and if you haven’t heard, you can get a tease over at the Matador Records (their new U.S. label) website via an MP3 for “The Laws Have Changed” and it rocks! It’s trademark NPs: horky-dorky organ, fuzzy crunchy guitars and the distinctive Newman/Neko Case vocal interplay! A taste of wet-yourself brilliance; makes me wonder why you don’t own the proper release.

Are they the saviors of Rock Music? The question is moot (and frankly really dumb). But either way, it is fun to say that The New Pornographers are the Saviors of Rock Music.

 

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